Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Girl: Do you have as many cookies as you can eat in your house?
Boy: No…I have cooties in my house instead.
Girl: I like “Finding Nemo”, so I watch it everyday at home.
Boy: Mm…I like finding a hobo, so I catch him everyday at home.
Girl: Uh-oh, I think you better hoist your flag now.
Boy: Yes! I always hoist my flag on my friends to make a living.
Girl: My mom always melbafies toast for me every morning. She is so wonderful.
Boy: Mm…my mom always minimizes toast like a bad nanny in a foster home. She is so ugly.
Girl: Are you a neglecterino or something?
Boy: Oh…I think so.
Girl: Sweet Georgia Brown! Shoo! Please keep away from me!
*an instant message sent in response to the blog on 7/26/06