Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Language According to D'oh
In the street
H: Heydily-ho, Su Young.
S: Hyung-Min! Sweet Georgia Brown! Look at your pants! Please hoist your flag!
H: Really? Oh! Thank you.
S: Your clothes are very dirty. You look like a hobo. What happened?
H: In fact, I lost my bag a month ago. So I went to the police office, but they used an unknown language that I couldn’t speak, so they said, “Shoo! Keep away, hobo!” So I have stayed here for one month without money. I’m very hungry.
S: Oh, you neglecterino. You need a foster home. Okay, let’s go to my home. I will melbafy some toast for you.
Characters - Robber (R); Kid (K)
R: Hey. Heydily-ho, babe!
R: What are you doing now?
K: I’m eating melba toast. Would you…?
K: Are you a hobo?
R: Hmm…Actually me parents abandoned me. I was a hobo (so sad). By the way, give me your money. I’m a robber. Can’t you see the gun?
K: Oh my god.
R: Hold your hands up and give me your wallet.
K: Keepaway! Keepaway!
R: No! Please give me my wallet!
R: Sweet Georgia Brown! There is no money. Are you a neglecterino?
K: Well, I live in a foster home. My parents are stingy. They don’t give me money at all. Hmm…wait a second. Hoist your flag!
R: What? (Looks down at his clothing)
K: Get my cooties! Get my cooties!
R: Oh, shoo! Shoo!
K: Put the gun down! Put the wallet down!
R: Oh. You’ve very powerful cooties. I can’t see.
Girl: Do you have as many cookies as you can eat in your house?
Boy: No…I have cooties in my house instead.
Girl: I like “Finding Nemo”, so I watch it everyday at home.
Boy: Mm…I like finding a hobo, so I catch him everyday at home.
Girl: Uh-oh, I think you better hoist your flag now.
Boy: Yes! I always hoist my flag on my friends to make a living.
Girl: My mom always melbafies toast for me every morning. She is so wonderful.
Boy: Mm…my mom always minimizes toast like a bad nanny in a foster home. She is so ugly.
Girl: Are you a neglecterino or something?
Boy: Oh…I think so.
Girl: Sweet Georgia Brown! Shoo! Please keep away from me!