Wednesday, July 26, 2006


Language According to D'oh

In the street

H: Heydily-ho, Su Young.

S: Hyung-Min! Sweet Georgia Brown! Look at your pants! Please hoist your flag!

H: Really? Oh! Thank you.

S: Your clothes are very dirty. You look like a hobo. What happened?

H: In fact, I lost my bag a month ago. So I went to the police office, but they used an unknown language that I couldn’t speak, so they said, “Shoo! Keep away, hobo!” So I have stayed here for one month without money. I’m very hungry.

S: Oh, you neglecterino. You need a foster home. Okay, let’s go to my home. I will melbafy some toast for you.


“Smart Kid”

Characters - Robber (R); Kid (K)

R: Hey. Heydily-ho, babe!

K: Hi

R: What are you doing now?

K: I’m eating melba toast. Would you…?

R: Thanks.

K: Are you a hobo?

R: Hmm…Actually me parents abandoned me. I was a hobo (so sad). By the way, give me your money. I’m a robber. Can’t you see the gun?

K: Oh my god.

R: Hold your hands up and give me your wallet.

K: Keepaway! Keepaway!

R: No! Please give me my wallet!

R: Sweet Georgia Brown! There is no money. Are you a neglecterino?

K: Well, I live in a foster home. My parents are stingy. They don’t give me money at all. Hmm…wait a second. Hoist your flag!

R: What? (Looks down at his clothing)

K: Get my cooties! Get my cooties!

R: Oh, shoo! Shoo!

K: Put the gun down! Put the wallet down!

R: Oh. You’ve very powerful cooties. I can’t see.


“The Simsons”

Girl: Do you have as many cookies as you can eat in your house?

Boy: No…I have cooties in my house instead.

Girl: I like “Finding Nemo”, so I watch it everyday at home.

Boy: Mm…I like finding a hobo, so I catch him everyday at home.

Girl: Uh-oh, I think you better hoist your flag now.

Boy: Yes! I always hoist my flag on my friends to make a living.

Girl: My mom always melbafies toast for me every morning. She is so wonderful.

Boy: Mm…my mom always minimizes toast like a bad nanny in a foster home. She is so ugly.

Girl: Are you a neglecterino or something?

Boy: Oh…I think so.

Girl: Sweet Georgia Brown! Shoo! Please keep away from me!

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