Wednesday, July 26, 2006
“Smart Kid”
Characters - Robber (R); Kid (K)
R: Hey. Heydily-ho, babe!
K: Hi
R: What are you doing now?
K: I’m eating melba toast. Would you…?
R: Thanks.
K: Are you a hobo?
R: Hmm…Actually me parents abandoned me. I was a hobo (so sad). By the way, give me your money. I’m a robber. Can’t you see the gun?
K: Oh my god.
R: Hold your hands up and give me your wallet.
K: Keepaway! Keepaway!
R: No! Please give me my wallet!
R: Sweet Georgia Brown! There is no money. Are you a neglecterino?
K: Well, I live in a foster home. My parents are stingy. They don’t give me money at all. Hmm…wait a second. Hoist your flag!
R: What? (Looks down at his clothing)
K: Get my cooties! Get my cooties!
R: Oh, shoo! Shoo!
K: Put the gun down! Put the wallet down!
R: Oh. You’ve very powerful cooties. I can’t see.